Monday, December 15, 2008

All i want for xmas is....

Assalamulaikom dan salam sejahtera,

Pagi yg indah ini, sedang kita dok memandu sambil mendengar radio Hitz FM.Tajuk pagi nie : "All i want for xmas is "...this 2 dj's will help you guys to achieve what you want, kira nye korang case malu le nak cakap ape yg korang nak.Then one guy called in :

Dj: Helloww, what you want for xmas?
X: I want my girlfriend to lose some weight...[mak harus sentaapppzzz ocay!!!! tercabar gitus]
Dj: eermm..can we get her phone no blah..blah
X: ok then..
Calling..caling this girl friend no
Z: Helowww..
Dj: we were calling from Hitz FM, your bf calling in for our morning segment "all i want for xmas" he want you to lose some weight.
Z: What?...sob..sob...he dun accept me blah..blah..satu malaysia listen to this.Is he online?
Dj: Nope, hey dun be like this blah..blahh..all you want for xma is "GET A NEW BF"
[Wakahkahkah senggal nye dj]

Dalam pikiran mak ingat rancangan gotcha...lol betoi gupa nye.Too bad lol for this girl, you knowlah kan this is a sensitip issue for a women. You want this for you xmas gift??, betoi gak le mamat nie nak terus terang ngan awek dia takot kicik hati, telpong le hitz for help le kekdah nya. Naaa you were wrong man,you do like this, also make her angry maaaa.Bagaimana cara nye yaaaa?..Coz to lose weight is not easy sama le cam nak behenti merokok kan.Ate pompuan kan hati lembut senang to broke gitus plus sensitip lagi.Mungkin dengan cara tiap kali korang dating p jogging ka..kasi hadiah membership gym ka[you can excises togother2 ka]...slimming center package ka..ok apa..drp korang ask her to lose some weight.Offer le something that can help her to lose weight.Lepas dia dah lose weight dah cung gitus, hadiah le something atas daya usaha dia kan.Dun forget about to maintain the weight lahh kan..lepas nie korang jgn le dating gi tgk wayang sambil mkn pop corn minom coke bagai.Pilih le something yg menyehatkan, dah invest byk nie.SO sendiri pikir le kan..?? till then wassalam.

"Selamat Hari Lahir Dj Affa..may all your wish come true..Amin."

Note: ada gak mamat kat luar sana baling tin sardin kat gua nie..wakahkahkah

7 comments:

Radhi Dahlan said...

I like this entry Yam...
Concidently, am on a strict 10 days diet plan (aku letak kat blog aku). I gain 6 kilos dalam masa 1 1/2 bulan. Boleh gitu? Tak boleh yer... coz i cannot fit my new shirts. So, all i want for xmas is to lose 5.5kg. He...he...

K i a H R o N g G e n G said...

You go girl...!!!!

Girl A said...

jahatnya dapat boyfren camtu! tak guna betul! huhu...

K i a H R o N g G e n G said...

Errmm..tak jahat kot cuma tersalah cara i guess

Anonymous said...

yummy...

1000% agrre with you... lepang je balak dier tuh. aku sensitip gak hahaha

Anonymous said...

can i make same wish?

mang0 said...

I heard this on Hitz FM too! and padan muka the bf, should be dumped!